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Dec 31st

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niggeresque: booimalive: “when you grow a pear you can call me back” A pear. Pear. “280 people like this” Excuse me are you all fucking retarded? *ring ring* “Hello” “Hi, is this insanely popular average girl?” “Yes did you grow me that pear like I asked you to?” “No for some raisin my pairs didn’t grow this year can I interest you in an orange?” but the song is literally titled...

Dec 31st

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"when you grow a pear you can call me back"

A pear. Pear. “280 people like this” Excuse me are you all fucking retarded? *ring ring* “Hello” “Hi, is this insanely popular average girl?” “Yes did you grow me that pear like I asked you to?” “No for some raisin my pairs didn’t grow this year can I interest you in an orange?”

Dec 31st

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Lol its nearly 2012

Nobody currrr.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...

people-all-grow-up-to-die:

Dec 30th

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"Just look at this sky. It doesn't look like a big...

Ah brass eye, you so funny!

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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What's the difference between tumblr and a...

priestmisha: A restaurant has servers that work.

Dec 29th

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Why do people intentionally dye their hair white?

mt-padalecki: pretending to be a Targarayen in order to claim the iron throne

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 26th

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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: 
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Me: 
Mum: 
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

Dec 26th

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Today at the movies

Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. 
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Dec 26th

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For as much as I love Autumn

I’m giving myself to Ashes.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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There is absolutely no point in me being here

Everyone is asleep. I can’t go home because they’re having a family thing and I’m not family. I can’t watch nightmare before christmas because my dad is snoring really loud. My sister has been in her room since I got here. I’m a little restless to say the least. I should have left when Pip did. Urgh I hate Christmas.

Dec 26th